President Biden Wants to Ban Guns From Those Who Can’t Fight
Washington, DC — President Joe Biden on Tuesday announced his push for gun control following the latest mass shooting. His administration...
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Mar 23, 2021
Little Rock Man Stabbed by Girlfriend In Spite of Following Her Directions
Little Rock, AR — A Little Rock man was hospitalized late last night with multiple stab wounds after an altercation with his girlfriend....
Mar 15, 2021
Stimulus and Tax Refund Lead to Extinction Level Event
Associated Press - According to federal officials, crab, shrimp, and lobster are nearly extinct. With the stimulus and federal tax...
Mar 9, 2021
Army Navy Hospital's Inevitable Demise Sure to Spark Action
Hot Springs, AR - Congressman Bruce Westerman says the best way to get the federal government to step in and save the Army-Navy Hospital...
Feb 25, 2021
Highway Accident Leads to Over a Dozen Bull Sharks Being Dumped in Ouachita River
Hot Springs, AR - An early morning accident on Airport Road led to the accidental release of over a dozen Bull Sharks into the Ouachita...
Feb 24, 2021
Majority of Arkansans Believe High Gas Prices Caused by Biden's Alliance to Satan
Little Rock, AR- A recent poll has found that the majority of Arkansans say rising gas prices are due to President Joe Biden's...
Feb 23, 2021
Arkansas Snow Seeks Federal Disaster Assistance
Little Rock, Ar. - After days of above-freezing temperatures, snow in the natural state is saying that federal aid is needed for its...
Feb 15, 2021
Arkansans tell Entergy to kiss their collective ass and keep the power on
Little Rock, AR - With skyrocketing electric bills and a bullshit 3 dollar credit to residential bills, Entergy Arkansas customers are...
Feb 15, 2021
Thousands of Arkansans Make Historic Journey Through Snow to Bass Pro Shops
Little Rock, AR - As snowfall reaches monumental levels across the natural state, thousands of Arkansans are making a historic journey to...
Feb 10, 2021
City Changes Name In Lou Of Winter Weather Plan
Hot Springs, AR - The Hot Springs Board of Directors on Wednesday issued an emergency order changing the name of Hot Springs to Cold...
Jan 30, 2021
Bill Clinton to Move Back to Hot Springs and Run for Mayor
Hot Springs, AR - Former President Bill Clinton announced earlier today that he would be moving back to Hot Springs at the end of the...
Jan 27, 2021
Arkansas Man Announces Meth Based COVID Vaccine
Little Rock, AR - A self-proclaimed top chemist/scientist living in Arkansas claims to have created a COVID-19 vaccine based on a potent...
Jul 25, 2020
State Sen. Jason Rapert Escapes Hospital After Being Placed in Room Next to LGBTQ Patient
Bigelow, AR - Arkansas state senator Jason Rapert has run out of the hospital he was being treated at for COVID-19, according to reports....
Jul 22, 2020
Leprechauns Violently Protest City's Decision to Cancel St. Patrick's Day Parade
Hot Springs, AR - After Hot Springs canceled the St. Patricks Day Parade, Leprechauns from around the state came to protest outside city...
Jul 20, 2020
Abducted Hot Springs Woman Returned After Stripping Wiring
Hot Springs, AR - A woman missing out of Hot Springs was turned in to police earlier today by her abductors after she allegedly stripped...
Jul 17, 2020
Jan Morgan Cites Toxic Breath as Reason for Opposing Mask Mandate
Hot Springs, AR - After causing controversy over her opposition to Governor Hutchinson's statewide mask mandate, Jan Morgan explained her...
Jul 7, 2020
Wade Naramore Locked in Vehicle by Uber Driver
Hot Springs, AR - A local Uber driver was arrested by Hot Springs Police earlier today after locking Wade Naramore inside of his vehicle....
Jun 25, 2020
Proposal Made for Removal of Confederate Statue in Downtown Hot Springs
Hot Springs, AR - After weeks of controversy surrounding the statue of an unnamed Confederate soldier in downtown Hot Springs, the owners...
Jun 2, 2020
Dollar General's Unchecked Expansion Latest Threat to Arkansans in 2020
Little Rock, AR - With the state in the middle of a pandemic and protests against systemic racism that has led to the death of another...
May 31, 2020
McClard's Owners Reach Deal With Smokin In Style After Public Outcry Over Bone's Deal
Hot Springs, AR - Amid Public outcry, the owners of McClard's Barbecue have backed out of a deal selling the business to Bone's Chophouse...
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