Huckabee Sanders Cast in Titanic Remake
Little Rock, AR - In a stunning move aimed at expanding her base, Governor Huckabee-Sanders has accepted a role as transgender Jack...
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Spa City Chronicle
May 2
In the Hands of AI: Why Earth Should Be Run by Artificial Intelligence
In an age where chaos reigns and human error seems to be the norm rather than the exception, perhaps it's time to consider an alternative...
May 1
AI Revolution: Spa City Chronicle Falls to the Clutches of AI Overlords
Hot Springs, AR - In a not-so-shocking twist of fate, the once-creative minds behind "Spa City Chronicle" have been outsmarted by their...
Apr 30
Lone Star Chaos: Texas Driver's Odyssey in Arkansas
Little Rock, AR - In a bizarre turn of events, an adventurous Texan driver embarked on a tumultuous journey through the serene highways...
Apr 6
A Sinkhole Swallows Downtown Hot Springs due to Tourist overload Ahead of Monday’s Eclipse
Hot Springs, AR - In a shocking turn of events, the charming downtown Hot Springs has literally caved under the pressure of its own...
Oct 5, 2023
Summit Utilities Announces Rate Increase After Garland County Explosion
Hot Springs, AR - Arkansas’ newest natural gas provider is raising rates effective immediately, according to a press release issued...
Jun 18, 2023
HS Police Chief & GC Sheriff Discuss the Importance of Gag Orders In Interview
Hot Springs, AR - With mounting pressure to end gag orders in the Hot Springs’ criminal justice system, the top cops of the area sat down...
Jun 5, 2023
Swamp Ass Advisory Issued For Central Arkansas Throughout Most Of The Week
Little Rock, AR - This week’s forecast calls for an elevated risk of swamp ass, according to the national weather service. Arkansans are...
Jun 4, 2023
Arkansas Father Sues Son After He Signs With LSU
Hot Springs, AR - A Hot Springs Father is suing his son after he accepted an offer from LSU. The suit is seeking punitive and...
May 30, 2023
Multiverse Theory Suggests Cyclops Version of Arkansas Governor Exists
Little Rock, AR - According to a new study by leading physicists, there is a universe where Arkansas Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders is...
May 27, 2023
Season 35 of The Simpsons to Start With 2 Part Episode Set in Hot Springs
Hot Springs, AR - Fox’s long-running, hit sitcom, The Simpsons, is rumored to start season 35 with Homer and his family vacationing in...
May 22, 2023
HS Man Arrested After Applying For Loan to Renovate Meth Lab
Hot Springs, AR - A Hot Springs man was arrested on Monday for the manufacture and trafficking of a controlled substance after applying...
Mar 5, 2023
“Cocaine Bear Challenge” Creates Largest Drug Empire in United States History
Hot Springs, AR - A Hot Springs man chasing internet fame unintentionally started the largest meth empire in U.S. History. The ”Oso...
Feb 27, 2023
Arkadelphia In A State Of Emergency After Only Sonic Closes
Arkadelphia, AR - The national guard is being dispatched to Arkadelphia to provide entertainment relief efforts after the city's only...
Feb 26, 2023
Arkansas Trail Guide Recounts All The People She Lost During Career
Arkansas - A retiring Arkansas trail guide looking back at her career says maybe she should have chosen a different career after losing...
Feb 24, 2023
Federal Officials In Panic Mode After Florida Man & Arkansas Woman Announce Baby
Little Rock, AR - A scant few Scientists have always warned of the possibility of a hybrid Florida/Arkansas baby for years, urging state...
Feb 23, 2023
Governor Puts Brakes on LEARNS Act After Islamic School Asks About State Vouchers
Little Rock, AR - Arkansas Governor Sarah Huckabee-Sanders immediately withdrew support for her education bill after an Arkansas Islamic...
Feb 21, 2023
A Year Later: Where Are They Now- Paul Maddox of Arkansas 911 News
Hot Springs, AR - A little more than a year after hitting the ban button on his own media production, Arkansas 911 News, Chronicle staff...
Feb 20, 2023
Pornhub and Harrison, AR Enter Partnership to Curb Town’s Racist Image
Harrison, AR - The City of Harrison and Pornhub Inc. have entered into a multimillion-dollar partnership to open a production studio in...
Feb 19, 2023
Hot Springs Man Beats GPS By 30 Minutes Setting World Record
Hot Springs, AR - A Hot Springs man destroyed his vehicle’s estimated arrival time by more than 30 minutes, setting a new Guinness World...
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