Arkansas State Representative Mickey Gates says his tax evasion problems, dating back to 2003 are because of MS-13, liberals and fake news. While there is no evidence to support these claims, Gates assures his constituents that given enough time he will be able to fabricate something to that effect. "In due time, I will be able to vindicate myself while placing blame on these faceless entities that have absolutely nothing to do with Arkansas or my crimes, and hopefully continue peacefully evading paying taxes," Gates said in a statement.
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